OubaasDik Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 DAD'S WILL A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my pocket immediately, forget my university loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose." "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?" "Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Sipho. We're going to work together on Julius's election campaign!'" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronwyn&Co Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 Lol. She lost him at 'Sipho'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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