Lynnie Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Australian Computer MeaningsLog On……Make the barbie hotterLog Off……Don’t add any more woodMonitor……Keeping an eye on the barbieDownload……Get the firewood off the uteFloppy Disc……What you get lifting too much firewood at onceWindow……What you shut when it’s coldScreen……What you shut in the mozzie seasonByte……What mozzies doBit……What mozzies didMega Byte……What Townsville mozzies doChip……A bar snackMicro Chip……What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chipsModem……What you did to the lawnsDot Matrix……Old Dan Matrix’s wifeLaptop……Where the cat sleepsSoftware……Plastic knives and forks you get at Big RoosterHardware……Real stainless steel knives and forks from K MartMouse……What eats the grain in the shedMainframe……What holds the shed upWeb……What spiders makeWeb Site……The shed or under the verandahCursor……The old bloke that swears a lotSearch Engine……What you do when the ute won’t goUpgrade……A steep hillServer……The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunchMail Server……The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunchUser……The neighbour who keeps borrowing thingsNetwork……When you have to repair your fishing netInternet……Complicated fish net repair methodNetscape……When fish manoeuvres out of reach of netOnline……When you get the laundry hung outOff Line……When the pegs don’t hold the washing up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HadEnoughofJuju Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Very funny. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherylC Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Jy's baie snaaks! Het gelag dat die trane loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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