Lynnie Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?""Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany methe whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion forconversation and be silent when I want to rest."The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and in a matter of moments, handed the result to the woman.The result read:"Buy a television." :whome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bams Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 that is all I do in front of the telly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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