Lynnie Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.The Kiwi says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!The Australian says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi.He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.The Australian eats this one too.Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?The Australian says: Look in the Kiwi’s pocket! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Whahahahahahahahahaha. Kiwi's ain't gonna like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted October 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Nothing personal though - just thought it was funny regardless of the nationalities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bams Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 LOVE it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino1 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 LMGA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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