Rhino1 Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and theylived happily ever after in his home town.The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage tocommunicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shopfor groceries. One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs.. Shedidn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like achicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the messageand gave her the chicken legs.Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to sayit, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcherher breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way tocommunicate this, she brought her husband to the store... He can speak English. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac777 Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ai. I am ashamed to admit that the first time I heard this joke I thought wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I thought she was going to make the butcher a happy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 LMGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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