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A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they
lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to
communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs.. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message
and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say
it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

He can speak English.

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Ai. I am ashamed to admit that the first time I heard this joke I thought wrong....

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I thought she was going to make the butcher a happy man. :P

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