OubaasDik Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Let's see if I last through this one ......Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel', she asked?"Feels great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Are you on lunch Bwana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Afternoon off ...... lovely day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Oldie but goodie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Don't encourage him HEOJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 I don't need encouragement - I can subsist on my own amusement if I have to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 But he's just so incorrigible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 ...........Don't you just want to pull on his cute little cheeks.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac777 Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Ummmm....pass, I think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Hillarious!!!!!!LMGA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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