HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?Retired.What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?A fisherman.Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?They haven't got any openers .What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?The person who irons their cricket whites.What's the height of optimism?An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?A vacant lot.What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them bothWhat's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashesThe Australian bob-sleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!En dan het van die Engelse glo op die veld gaan pieps na die tyd... het hulle gedink hulle is Aussies of wat??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsta Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Its desperate times here in Aus. The Olympics were a particular low point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Don't mention the Bledisloe cup, either .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 I also hear that the tennis courts are a sad story as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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