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From an Aussie cricket fan.


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What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?

What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman.

Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers .

What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?
The person who irons their cricket whites.

What's the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.

What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?
A vacant lot.

What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both

What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes

The Australian bob-sleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

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En dan het van die Engelse glo op die veld gaan pieps na die tyd... het hulle gedink hulle is Aussies of wat???

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Don't mention the Bledisloe cup, either ....

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I also hear that the tennis courts are a sad story as well.

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