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A young ventriloquist is doing the night club scene.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual

dumb, blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair

and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her

worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women

like me from being respected at work and in the community,

and from reaching our full potential as people.

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination

against not only blondes, but women in general ...

pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the

beautiful blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little loud mouth on your lap!"

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