Eva Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon herreturn, her Father cussed her.'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not writeto us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand whatye put yer old Mother thru?'The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became aprostitute...''Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're adisgrace to this Catholic family.''OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious furcoat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savingscertificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy,the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parkedoutside plus a membership to the country club........................(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend NewYears Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...''Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,sniff.''Oh! Girl!! Ye scared me half to death, girl!I thought ye said a Protestant.Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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