Sharon Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Condom Factory burns down in Australia! Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.“Kevin, it’s the health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week!â€PM: “SH!T!!! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!!†Health Minister: “We're going to have to ship some in from....Britain?â€PM: “No chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!â€Health Minister: “What about South Africa ?â€PM: “I'll call SA - tell them we need ten million condoms; ten inches long and eight inches thick!! That way they'll continue to respect the Wallabies!â€Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes. He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one... MADE IN South Africa - SIZE: Small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbikerider Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Very Good ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaffergirl Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 A Good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hagar Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) Duplicate Edited July 22, 2009 by hagar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hagar Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I used to work for BTR (British Tire and Rubber) in SA. The boss made it a point to take the whole IT department, women included, to the condom factory a couple of times a year for free samples.. They had small, medium, large, x-large, and boerep--l sizes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbikerider Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 They had small, medium, large, x-large, and boerep--l sizes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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