Almost.in.aussie Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyedcopious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, withwhat could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills,sore eyes etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately testedpositive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitatingcondition is very serious and it appears this is not an isolated case.Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of othersdiagnosed with Wine Flu.To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs,experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu]. Others are reporting potato cakes and dim sims can also help in some cases. Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening, and if treated early can be iradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 That is sooooo funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Witch Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 *giggle*You might want to add that if wine flu is not treated appropriately which includes loads of sympathy from the non-infected, then it can rapidly progress to a rather severe case of whine flu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricaC Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 LOL!! Very good!yeah, have had that flu once too many times myself! (tee,hee)EricaC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost.in.aussie Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I only seem to get this flu on the weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricaC Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 LOL! And remember not to operate any heavy machinery.......so leave the vacuum cleaner alone for a few days!EricaC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost.in.aussie Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 This is so funny, love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbawun Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I think I feel a case of wine flu coming on ! (It is Friday after all...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Tomato juice helps for wine flu, trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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