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Ntot sure if this has done the rounds already , I think it is very amusing......

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your

clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The

hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter

responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice

telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man. "Zuma's clock is in the main

office. They using it as a fan."

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LOL!

EricaC :ilikeit:

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