Eva Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ntot sure if this has done the rounds already , I think it is very amusing......A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on yourclock will move.""Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. Thehands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.""Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peterresponded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twicetelling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.""Where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man. "Zuma's clock is in the mainoffice. They using it as a fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Must be spinning very fast !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricaC Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 LOL!EricaC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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