Annalize Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) DO YOU FART IN BED? THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTINGLOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSEIT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WASPERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THATONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE CHRISTMASDAY MORNING, AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRSSOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS, NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALLTHE SPARE PARTS, AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEPAND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTICWAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTSSOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETINGWHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF ASSHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURESHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HISBLOODSTAINEDUNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHEASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME ANDI DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU"."WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE."WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTSOUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED."BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, WITH SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK IGOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN. Edited February 7, 2009 by Annalize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine and Riana Pienaar Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorba Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Well i suppose that adds new meaning to the word "stuffing"...LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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