emmarentiad Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 When the tokoloshe goes to sleep everynight, he checks under his bed for schalk burger.Schalk burger can speak Braille.Schalk burger invented every colour. Except pink, Percy Montgomery invented pink.Schalk burger can slam a revolving door.superman owns a pair of schalk burger pajamas.Once a cobra bit schalk burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.When Schalk burger exersizes, the machine gets stronger.Schalk burger doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says "now"Schalk burger can kill two stones with one bird.Schalk burger divides by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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