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Wife: 'What are your doing?'

Husband: 'Nothing!'

Wife: 'Nothing....? Your have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date'

New Sex Study...

It has been determined, the most used

sexual position for married couples is

a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

Subject: Grouchy!

A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,

'How did I get here?

Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child

'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.

'He sent them also,' the mother said.

'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?

No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.'

:)

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Oh the grouchy part cracked me up so much!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Al

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