emmarentiad Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Wife: 'What are your doing?'Husband: 'Nothing!'Wife: 'Nothing....? Your have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date'New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead. Subject: Grouchy!A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,'How did I get here?Her mother told her, 'God sent you.''Did God send you, too?' asked the child'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.'He sent them also,' the mother said.'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) 'No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.' Only the men...only the men Edited December 4, 2008 by georgie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Oh the grouchy part cracked me up so much!!!!Thanks for the laugh!Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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