Joefromsa Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 "Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!" "E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!" The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.""Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back.""Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money..""Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning. A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow: "You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead..""Yoh! And the people they didn't complain?""Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"Sipho is now in parliament... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 :boxing: Funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreams Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 I'll be worried if he is the min of finance. Did he get a bribe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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