Joefromsa Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids". Now his mind races. He racks his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "O no!!!!! Are you the stripper from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery???"She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your daughters 's Grade 4 teacher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLockie Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Thats so funny :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 HAHAHAHA!! That is sooooo funny!!!! thanks!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Hmmmm...... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine and Riana Pienaar Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimH Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niemeerhier Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Reminds me of this true story that happened with my dad. He is about sixty now and a bit deaf.He was sitting at a bar in Joburg when two young ladies started waving at him. He felt pretty flattered and just smiled back at them. After a while one of the ladies got up walked over to him and said to him "Sir, your cell phone is ringing!"Sure that bursted his bubble a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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