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Karl and Vaughan are beggars. They beg in different areas of Perth .

Karl begs just as long as Vaughan but only collects $2 to $3 every day.

Vaughan brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,

lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Karl says to Vaughan "I work just as long and hard as you do but

how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?"

Vaughan says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Karl?s sign reads "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Vaughan says "No wonder you only get $2 to $3"

Karl asks, "So what does your sign say?"

Vaughan shows Karl his sign....

It reads, "I only need another $10 to move back to South Africa "

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Do you think it would work if we stood outside the parliment buildings with a sign "only need another R10 to emigrate to Australia" :)

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Hi Eva

I loved it, absolutely classic!

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