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MARRIED FOR THE NIGHT


Eva
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room

on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk

and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman,

asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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HI Eva,

You are always good for a laugh. Enjoyed that.

Jill

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