polly Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit R200 million."Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.Women are so much better at financial planning than men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 BRILLIANT! Go on Terence, try and top that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Nice one Polly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 At least the old man went out with a bang!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 At least the old man went out with a bang!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ROFLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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