Terence.H Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 A South African was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in SaudiArabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence butcontested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as itwas a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip.As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:"It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to alloweach of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be whipped!"The Englishman thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to myback before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain. The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back beforewhipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.The Aussie stood up smiling.The South African saw this but before he could make his wish, the Sheikh said: "As you are from South Africa with all that crime, a cricket team whois always losing in a final and a rugby team who can't win anything, youare permitted to have two wishes!"The South African thought for a second, then said: "Thank you most Royal and Merciful Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundredlashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.""If you so desire," the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on his face,"and your second wish?""Tie the Aussie to my back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Have heard that one before, but still think it is a brilliant joke! Good one - much better than all those horrid, derogatory jokes about woman you usually make Terence!! :holy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Terence.........you will be an Aussie soon!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Terence.........you will be an Aussie soon!!!!He's already an Englishman living in South Africa, got to give him full points for being fair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted November 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Yep Marc K, I'm the one that got a whipping, but I liked it..... Oooh did I spell that out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Nothing wrong with a little S&M......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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