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A South African was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in Saudi

Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police

entered and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence but

contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it

was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after

each receiving 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:

"It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow

each of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be


The Englishman thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my

back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10

lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain.

The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before

whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Aussie stood up smiling.

The South African saw this but before he could make his wish, the Sheikh

said: "As you are from South Africa with all that crime, a cricket team who

is always losing in a final and a rugby team who can't win anything, you

are permitted to have two wishes!"

The South African thought for a second, then said: "Thank you most Royal

and Merciful Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred

lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available."

"If you so desire," the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on his face,

"and your second wish?"

"Tie the Aussie to my back"

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Have heard that one before, but still think it is a brilliant joke! :whome::holy:

Good one - much better than all those horrid, derogatory jokes about woman you usually make Terence!! :holy: :holy:

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Terence.........you will be an Aussie soon!!!!

He's already an Englishman living in South Africa, got to give him full points for being fair!!

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Yep Marc K, I'm the one that got a whipping, but I liked it..... Oooh did I spell that out loud :ilikeit:

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