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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what's love juice?"

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says,"So what were you watchin'?"

Billy says,"Wimbledon."*

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."

He replies,"Your eyesight is perfect."

Wife gets naked & asks hubby,"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up & down and replies,"Your sense of humour!"*

An elderly couple was attending Mass.

About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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