JanCPT Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for football matches, going to the beach and BBQ's He created night for going prawning,sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, - swimming and BBQ's on the beach ,and God saw that it was good. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the rugby tests, enjoy the beach,drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the rugby, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes,and God saw that it was good. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ... Well... Almost good.He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryt Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 I like. . . . . . if only it were like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bronwyn Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 (edited) And we wonder why it's only the women with PTSD... (Er, that's Post traumatic stress disorder in case you are wondering) Edited August 4, 2008 by Bronwyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanCPT Posted August 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 . . . . . if only it were like this Isn't it ....... then why am I emmigrating???I thought that you guys had a handle on things down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Are we there Yet? Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 you forgot to add... mow the lawn. Yup , lots of woman do it here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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