NicciG Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered an unconscious, nude woman. Out of respect and propriety, the Stormers fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Sharks fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Bulls fan took off his cap and placed over her "softer" region. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First, he lifted up the Stormers cap, looked, replaced it and wrote down a few notes. Next, he lifted up the Sharks cap, looked, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. Then he lifted up the Bulls cap, looked, replaced it, scratched his head, lifted it again and looked, replaced it, thought for a minute then lifted it again, looked and finally replaced it before writing down some notes. The Stormers fan - being a gentleman - was getting a little upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something! Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I'm simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Bulls cap I find an as*shole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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No Worries Mate Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Agreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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