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A Blonde walks into Absa bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow R10,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,

so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on

the street in front of the bank, she has the papers and everything checked


Absa agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager

and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a R5, 000,000

Rolls as collateral against a R10, 000 loans. An employee of the bank then

proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it


Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10, 000 and the interest,

which comes to R141.66. The bank manager says, 'Miss, we are very happy to

have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but

we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found

that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to

borrow R10, 000?'

The blond replies ... 'Where else in Johannesburg can I park my car for two

weeks for only R141.66 and expect it to be there when I return?'

Finally, a gifted blonde!!!!

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