Glenda Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 MUGABE'S Chauffeur Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway whenSuddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:" Go to da farm over there and explain to theowner of the pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, hisclothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in theother. "What happen to you?" Mugabe asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wineand their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My friend! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur andI have just killed that pig." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Thanks for the laugh! I think that is the general sentiment at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIRLS Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Nice one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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