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MUGABE'S Chauffeur

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when

Suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.

Robert tells his driver:" Go to da farm over there and explain to the

owner of the pig what happen."

One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his

clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the


"What happen to you?" Mugabe asks.

"Well, the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine

and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

"My friend! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe.

The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and

I have just killed that pig."

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Thanks for the laugh! I think that is the general sentiment at the moment!

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Nice one.... :ilikeit:

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