SeanK Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 (edited) Krisjan: Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief. Attendant: How much? Krisjan: Vol asseblief. Attendant : I only speak English Sir! Krisjan: Noooo problem.... Good day to you, Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.Attendant: Hau !? Krisjan: Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?Attendant: English..... that? she is not English!Krisjan: My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize the language which you allege to be your singular means of communication? Attendant: Hau? Krisjan: Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms your paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away the time at my disposal, or, as I would put it, in a more civilized, intelligible language.... Dit is f**$% duidelik dat jy F&%^^#* van Engels weet. So, kry jou slapgat in rat en maak hierdie bliksemse kar se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim en jou moer, want jy mors my donnerse tyd!!!!!!!!! Verstaan jy nou?!! Attendant: Ja, Meneer. Vol, Meneer! Afrikaans is beter, Meneer! Edited June 27, 2008 by SeanK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Worries Mate Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 here will be some action...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 here will be some action...... OOOps - forgot where I was for a moment. Cleaned it up up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Worries Mate Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 hahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 *Carrie ducks and waits for the repercussion* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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