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Krisjan: Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief.

Attendant: How much?

Krisjan: Vol asseblief.

Attendant : I only speak English Sir!

Krisjan: Noooo problem.... Good day to you, Sir. I currently feel a

profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle.

Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean

reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest

octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle

of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

Attendant: Hau !?

Krisjan: Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?

Attendant: English..... that? she is not English!

Krisjan: My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you

do not even recognize the language which you allege to be your singular

means of communication?

Attendant: Hau?

Krisjan: Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms your

paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away the time at my

disposal, or, as I would put it, in a more civilized, intelligible


Dit is f**$% duidelik dat jy F&%^^#* van Engels weet. So, kry jou slapgat

in rat en maak hierdie bliksemse kar se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim

en jou moer, want jy mors my donnerse tyd!!!!!!!!!

Verstaan jy nou?!!

Attendant: Ja, Meneer. Vol, Meneer! Afrikaans is beter, Meneer!

Edited by SeanK
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here will be some action...... :ilikeit:

OOOps - forgot where I was for a moment. Cleaned it up up a bit.

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