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Mugabe in Heaven


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Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.

When he gets there, St.Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he

does not belong in heaven.

Mugabe must go to hell.

So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him

to make himself at home.

Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who


"No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked

St.Peter is having lunch -

and they start debating what to do.

Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and

get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel

says to the other,

"My Lord, look at that!

Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting


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