SeanK Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.When he gets there, St.Peter tells him that he is not on the list and hedoes not belong in heaven.Mugabe must go to hell.So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells himto make himself at home.Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, whosays"No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are lockedSt.Peter is having lunch -and they start debating what to do.Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall andget the luggage.As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angelsays to the other,"My Lord, look at that!Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already gettingrefugees!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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