Stranded

[SeanK]

An Italian, an Irishman & a Chinese man are hired to work on a construction site. On the first day the foreman points to a huge pileofsand & says to the Italian," You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." To the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."

He tells them that he has to go somewhere & when he returns 2 hours

later he finds the huge pile of sand untouched."Why didn't you sweep

any of it?" he asks the Italian. The Italian replies in a heavy accent," I no gotta

broom, an you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies but

he disappear & I no finda him".

The foreman then turns to the Irishman & asks why he didn't shovel.

"Aye,

well I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in

charge

of supplies but I couldna find him".

The foreman is furious & storms off looking for the Chinese fellow. He

can't find him anywhere & is getting angrier by the minute. Suddenly

the

Chinese man jumps out from behind the pile of sand & yells, "Supplies "