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Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban , when one is attacked

by a vicious Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to

wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and

stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to

interview the boy.

"Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing

in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Sharks fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Durban , I just assumed you were," said the

reporter and starts again.

"Stormers Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,..." he continued

writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Stormers fan either!", the boy said."

I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or Stormers. So

what team DO you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Blue Bulls fan", the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little b*stard from Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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