Gean Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about.I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bi cycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIRLS Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Heeheehee not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh MC Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 LOl! good one...Hope this makes it to tomorrow morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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