Blossom Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Paul vs. HeatherIt's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wifeare facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokesabout her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated fromhis wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to bedistraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! Shesaid in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened,I'm really stumped""She's running around in circles", according to a close friend,"she will need all the support she can get. It's not like itseasy to walk out on a relationship like this"After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would everconsider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to themarriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and ifan agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg tostand on.Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity mayhave been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying toget her leg over".Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was thecause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would gethome at night and find her legless"Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the presentthat Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prostheticleg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate"I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "tryPaul McCartney">Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:I lay upon a grassy bankMy hands were all a quiverI slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the riverAndShe Stood on the bridge at MidnightHer lips were all a quiverShe gave a cough, her leg fell offAnd floated down the river.These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now shehas left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fillher shoe. KD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizes Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Toemaar Heather, ek dink hulle trek net jou been!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizes Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Ek dink sy was redelik been-af oor hom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blossom Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Elize, ek lag nou so vir jou, ek kan nie op my been staan nie. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchy Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Heather is nou 'n has"been"Gelukkig vir haar sal sy nooit meer as een voet in die graf he nie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Kat Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Skies, probeer hard om nie te lag nie, maar .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 If you consider they were together for 4 years, and you consider what the divorce courts gave her, her marriage to Sir Paul equates to about $1300 an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest natalie3 Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 I must admit..it is funny (and my dad has only one leg after a bad car accident) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 (edited) Ek sal nie aan haar been vat nie, netnou slaat sy my oor die kop met die ding Dax Edited April 8, 2008 by Dax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fern Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 What is life if we can't laugh hey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisvdb Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 LOLEk het nou so gelag!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaveLeft Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 ooooo so funny !!! My cheeks still hurt !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Heather was on a show "Dancing with the Stars" a couple of months ago, not too bad for a one legged lady. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanK Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Oh I like this so much.Its appeals to my offbeat sense of humour.Dont take life so seriously,no-one gets out alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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