Dana Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 'Mate, a wombat raped me' Wellington - A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told on Wednesday."Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls. News24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythryl Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm at a loss for words so here's some ASCII art instead............................................________....................................,.-‘â€...................``~.,.............................,.-â€...................................“-.,.........................,/...............................................â€:,.....................,?......................................................\,.................../...........................................................,}................./......................................................,:`^`..}.............../...................................................,:â€........./..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../.........../(_....â€~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/..........{.._$;_......â€=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~â€;/....}...........((.....*~_.......â€=-._......“;,,./`..../â€............../...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-â€............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\................................`:,,...........................`\..............__.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wislon Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 words fail me too... is it too late to cancel our visa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Reminds me of the story of the tortoise that got raped by a snail one night on his way home.When they tortoise went to the police they asked him what happened. Tortoise replied that it it all happened so fast ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Mense, mense, mense....This is a En Zed person - they are VERY different to the Aussies...(That much I have learnt very quickly!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wislon Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 More on the apparently confused wombat here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythryl Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Reminds me of the story of the tortoise that got raped by a snail one night on his way home.When they tortoise went to the police they asked him what happened. Tortoise replied that it it all happened so fast ...I hear you Tracy and can back you up 100%. I've done so many facepalm's since arriving here in Orcland that my IQ dropped 100 points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 I'd be wondering what that bloke had had in his morning coffee??There are no wombats in New Zealand . . . . they only exist in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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