Blossom Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Wedding VowsThroughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows were exchanged.Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. .and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks:'I'll alter him."Is dit wows of vows? Altwee klink funny....sorry...spelling soms. KD. Edited March 20, 2008 by Kannidood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Ek het sommer nou hardop gelag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 brill~~~!!or thou some how words like "I will kill him" comes to mind but alais there is no sign in the beginning!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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