Blossom Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't....And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:-1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.12. Super glue is forever.13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.20. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.Regards, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakkiem Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ek het nogal gewonder oor die bleach en brake fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila2oz Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.KD - Dis presies hoekom ek dit NIE vir my seun en sy pa gaan wys nie.So true boys will be boys maak nie saak hoe oud hulle is nie.Cheers vir eersS2O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest natalie3 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 What about the mentos is a coke bottle?..i heard it makes a bomb..most are urban legends i bet..but i still wouldnt test them..rather let the men do that!..when they get drunk around the braai all sorts of funky things happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanCPT Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.Wow!! ... it works .... lots & lots of smoke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Some personal experiences with a boy...A 3 year old can make a fire...even if it's in a bedroom cupboard.You can jump higher if you move the trampoline next to the house and then jump off the roof.Fish don't get bored when you leave the house. No need to give them the remote control to the tv.You cannot practice your diving technique in a bath. It's just too shallow.Cricket balls do travel through a window pane.Life is exciting and exhausting having a boy and he's only 10 years old now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythryl Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 While Brakefluid and Bleach is fun...Milk and Chlorine in a glass bottle is funner!Ninja stars are only deadly if your neighbour walks past the tree at the exact moment you throw the starWhen playing "ninja's" with said neighbour make sure there are no sambokke nearby as someone will always take things too seriouslyA sambok really hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilna Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Erdwurms onder jou bed sal uitdroog en hard word.Krieke sal ontsnap en die huis vol hardloop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Ek het nogal gewonder oor die bleach en brake fluid.Ek het self gewonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anikanje Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 I am so trying the brake fluid and water. Really want to try the milk and chlorine - not sure where to get chlorine. And the mentos and coke works - for me not really that cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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