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Ek het die eers gister gelees... Half pap gelag !! :D En sommer vererg ook !!! <_< Het niemand nog geleer dat die meeste mense het maar 'n redelike siek sin vir humor nie !!! Ek is onglukkig een van die "disfunctionals" in die gemeenskap wil my wil slap lag oor die hele shampoo soek ding !! :P

So gister aand moet ek Woolies toe vir ons fortnightly inkopies, waggel al giggelende in die shampoo rak af !!! Nie gekyk of gelees nie - net die Pantene gegryp !!! Dis mos wat ek ken en laat waai !! My seun wil nog deur die "men section" gaan, maar ek het sommer uitgebars van die lag !!! En verby gestorm !!! Maar ek moet erken dat ek sommer baie van die lekker ruik toilet papier hou !! :blush: Pappabeer hou nie so baie daarvan nie, maar aangesien ek die tog deur die winkel moet aanpak, koop ek waarvan ek hou !!!

Moet asseblief nie ophou om die stories te skryf nie !!! Dit maak absoluut my dag !!! Alhoewel ek moet erken dat ek nou al 'n paar keer van die "mental images" moes besweer het met " flowers in the field" hehehe

Leza

p.s. :blush: Iemand help asseblief.... ek dog PC staan vir Personal Computer.... blykbaar nie !!! :blush:

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Jammer om jou "bubble" te bars, maar moffies laat normale mens GRIL of jy nou hou daarvan of nie. Net soos wat 'n vuil bedelaar wat stink jou laat gril. Ek kan dit nie help nie, ek gril vir dit en dis dit. En dis glad nie snaaks vir my nie, dis walglik.

So there.

No dude - you're wrong there. Gay people are human beings - they feel, love, cry, laugh, stress... just like we do.

They do not make all so-called 'normal' people gril. Good lord :ilikeit:

Most of the gay men I know are among the nicest people I have ever met. They are kind, sincere, funny, caring people - and I'll tell you this much... NONE of them have ever had a nasty thing to say about me leaving this country - unlike the normal people you speak of.

Leigh

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Ame Bennie, hoop nie hy lees hier nie. Ag Biltongboer, net toe ek dog ek laaik jou. Moenie so weesie man, ek gril ook vir baie goed, soos ou mans met harde baarde wat mens wil soen en snotneuskleintjies en mense met dreadlocks en ringe en goete oral in hulle lywe, maar ek se dit nie vir hulle nie, kyk net anderpad.

Jislaaik Mauritz, watse goed kyk jy oppie TV? Ek change liewer channels of sit af. Het heelemal te min tyd om stront te kyk soos daai tipe programme, ek haat alle makeover programme met 'n passie, en goed soos Idol en Dance with... word vermy soos pes in die huis. Al realiteitprogram wat ek kyk is Survivor. En ook nie altyd nie.

Los nou die arme alternatiewe mensies uit toe julle? Party mense hou ook nie van ander wat gedurig dronk is / rook / vloek / rondloop / porn kyk nie, so there... daar is altyd iets aan iemand wat iemand anders laat gril.

Stem saam met Mau, dink ons moet liewer nou hierdie thread 'n natuurlike heengaan laat beleef.

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Stem saam met Mau, dink ons moet liewer nou hierdie thread 'n natuurlike heengaan laat beleef.

Is daar iemand wat die moed het om die thread deur die kop te skiet voor die 3000 haal??? As iemand vir my sê waar die HK (hoofkwartier) is, dan bring ek gou my .22. As dit oor die see is, sal ek my Wiggles tjoep opblaas en oorswem - die doodskoot persoonlik gee.

C'mon - ons is amper by 3000.

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Sorry guys and gals, (or blokes and sheilas as they say down under), my fingers did the walking before my brain did the thinking.

I was in a beneukte mood yesterday.

And I should know by now that I am not normal, so I cannot speak on behalf of "normal people"... :blush-anim-cl:

I'm very curious about those pads, by the way... :blink:

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Sorry guys and gals, (or blokes and sheilas as they say down under), my fingers did the walking before my brain did the thinking.

I was in a beneukte mood yesterday.

And I should know by now that I am not normal, so I cannot speak on behalf of "normal people"... :blink:

I'm very curious about those pads, by the way... :blink:

Yes - I did think you looked a little funny from your pic!!! ^_^:blush-anim-cl:

S'alright - we all let off some steam every now and then without thinking

L

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Aaaaaargh :blush-anim-cl::blink: Bleddy Heck - we're nearly there. I'm stressed like hell - I don't want the 3000 mark - we're nearly there. Please, please - a quick death would be nice.

If not, I'll have no choice - I'll have to tell you the truth about Woolies. Kill the bleddy thread - I beg you.

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Aaaaaargh :blink::o Bleddy Heck - we're nearly there. I'm stressed like hell - I don't want the 3000 mark - we're nearly there. Please, please - a quick death would be nice.

If not, I'll have no choice - I'll have to tell you the truth about Woolies. Kill the bleddy thread - I beg you.

What are you talking about? Waarvan praat jy "3000 mark"????

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What are you talking about? Waarvan praat jy "3000 mark"????

Die aantal views vir die thread - ek wil regtig hê die ding moet vrek voor 3000 - ons is nou op 2992. Ek het nou benoude boude soos nooit voorheen nie - Woollies maak 9pm toe - ek sal dalk een van daai pads moet gaan koop.

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Hou dan op skryf op hierdie thread Mau!! :blink:

Jy post komiese, interessante opmerkings. Hoe kan jy nou verwag mens moenie click op jou threads nie?

Sê jou wat - op no. 2999 post jy die finale sê en verklaar hom dood!

Edit om te sê- Jammer Mau, 3000 is gemaak. Lyk my die ding het 9 lewens! Of is dit 3100 lewens!?

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Too late!!!!

We're over the 3000 mark :blink::o:ilikeit:

I think this deserves a celebration Mauritz :whome:

Leigh

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Sê jou wat - op no. 2999 post jy die finale sê en verklaar hom dood!

I'll never forget this one and I'll never forgive. I started begging on nr. 2359 (or something) to kill this thread - before we reach 3000. I saw one of the hosts on 2999 - unforgivable. So ..... here it comes:

I worked for Woollies - can you believe that????? A Suidwes Biltong Boer unpacking the pads and slimline razors??? I know Woollies better that any of you. Every time I walk in there, they ask me to come back. Oh, the characters I met there - the stories. Are you happy now - I'm out of the closet. C'mon, laugh yourself a 'papie'.

See, when I write/roggel/scribble/kwyl - I think back - many, many years back ..... all the characters that I knew from the past - the sharp ones, the tough ones, the conservative ones, the homophobic ones etc. I think the modern word is ............. empathy. I write about them - I write about real people. In my wildest dreams, I never thought this thread going wherever it 'went'.

At a 'stage' here in Stanthorpe I 'worked' as a painter by day (5 days a week) - I worked as a 'builders cleaner' on a multi-million dollar 'retirement village' site - weekends and I worked 4-6 hours shifts in Woollies at night. I earned 1000's of $'s a week, but it was hard going. If you think this is strange, then I can tell you that you're wrong - this is normal for the Aussies - the ones that want to get somewhere in life. Believe me, I walked the walk and I talked the talk - these Aussies are tough buggers. The bloke with the 'benoude boude' - I know him personally - just 'saw' him through someone else's eyes. If you there in SA are worried about things here in Aus - no need to worry - you can make a living and a good one if you're willing to WORK.

I can tell thousands of stories - all about my experiences in Woollies and elsewhere - the big lifestyle change Down Under - never judge a book by it's cover.. I might write/roggel about these experiences later.

I never thought this would reach the gay community in any shape or form - my own stupidity. I sincerely apologise for any hurt/inconvenience caused by this thread. Words are powerful - sometimes it takes you places unknown. This should not prevent anyone from 'expressing' themselves.

I like 'Biltongboer' - you'll always know where you're standing with 'him' :blink: - trust me. Where we come from, we are not afraid to stand back - look at things and say what's needed.

I'm finished with this thread, forever.

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Hey Mauritz although I believe that it was pretty bad for you to find yourself in the poofter section of Woollies, you’re lucky it wasn’t that section of a pub or bar, NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALY BAD!

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Relax Mauritz, your posts only stand at 113 (excluding this one). It is the VIEWS that are over 3000, and even if they lock this thread, it will still be viewed, maaannnnyyyyy times.

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