Mara Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1- A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. 2- Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; 3- In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”; 4- In a Photographic Studio: Shoot the wife Hang the kids 5- On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 6- At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”; 7- On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”; 8- On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”; 9- At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”; 10- On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.”; 11- In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”; 12- On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.”; 13- At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”; 14- Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”; 15- In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”; 16- At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”; 17- In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”; 18- In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”; 19- At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.”; 20- In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”; 21- And the best one for last…; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mara Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I just loved number 21, so apt for this election of ours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 ... and that makes it different, how ...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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