OubaasDik Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 Subject: FW: The Morning AfterJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company'sChristmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn'ttaste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home fromthe party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he seesis a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees hisclothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around theroom and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringeswhen he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in thebathroom mirror.Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written inred with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,I left early to get groceries to makeyou your favourite dinner tonight.I love you, darling!Love, Jillian"He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year oldson is also at the table, eating.Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind You fellover the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door. "Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect orderand so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and whenshe tried to take your pants off, you screamed ...."Leave me alone, I'm married!!"Broken Coffee Table $239.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $.38Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 That is brilliant.. still laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Heard it before but have to laugh every time I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPanda Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Well done!!! (still laughing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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