jm01 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 i think i will have to learn how to repair horse caarages very quickly,seems like cars and trucks will be something of the past soon.Anybody know were to drain the oil and water from a horse or donkey??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 i beleive woolies will have the most tender steak cuts,they always go the extra mile for tender meat,heheheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Ford has also announced the relaunch of several of it older models. The Mustang, Stallion and Rodeo have been redesigned to be more mule efficient, have less horse power and more carrying capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 hahahahahaha,at least looking at the reproductive side of things,you will never get to buy a new model again,but most proberbly get taxed for it,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alida Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Ohhhhh, look what I've found on Facebook !An Afrikaans poem regarding the meat scandalsIenkie pienkie ponkieSuid Afrika eet nou donkieHiekerie diekerie dokons maalvleis is nou bokTaragie taragoeons eet biltong kangeroeKul jou hie kul jou daaons steaks is nou SebraViskoekies in die Baaibestaan meestal nou uit haai.daai hoender wat so drilis dikwels krokodilDie salami aan die hakis dalk ʼn Taiwannese braken die sagte pienk poloniedalk net ʼn Shetland poniemaar dis als die moeite werddie arme Britte kry net perd …Source:unknownAnyone good at witty translations, please translate this !!?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Ienkie pienkie ponkieSuid Afrika eet nou donkieHiekerie diekerie dokons maalvleis is nou bokTaragie taragoeons eet biltong kangeroeKul jou hie kul jou daaons steaks is nou SebraViskoekies in die Baaibestaan meestal nou uit haai.daai hoender wat so drilis dikwels krokodilDie salami aan die hakis dalk ? Taiwannese braken die sagte pienk poloniedalk net ? Shetland poniemaar dis als die moeite werddie arme Britte kry net perdInky Pinky PonkySouth Africa now eats donkeyHickory Dickory DocOur Mince meat is now crocTaragie taragoeOur biltongs made of kangarooA-bra-ca-dabraOur steaks are now zebraFish cakes in the bayAre now made of hayAnd the chicken that roarsCould well be just a boarThe salami on the hookIs nothing more than snoekThat lovely pink polonyIs made from shetland ponyIt's all worthwhile of courseBecause all the British will get is horse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Following in the footsteps of AustRoads South Africa has added Zimbabwe, Namibia, Swaziland and Botswana to the list of countries with recognised driver experience. In order to convert the following things will need to be presented at the department of horse, donkey and cow transportation affairs.1. Valid herders license.2. R2000.00 conversion fee.3. Poop scoop.4. 2 x I'd Photos.5. Copy of work permit.A further R500.00 will be levied for the issuing of your photo drivers licence.And another R35 administration fee. Have you noticed it was sneakily added to vehicle license about 4 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werns Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 That poem is hilarious.Except for the common mistake of thinking that Taiwanese eat dog.It's the Chinese that eat dog. The Taiwanese treat their dogs like children and are disgusted by the idea of eating dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 And another R35 administration fee. Have you noticed it was sneakily added to vehicle license about 4 years ago? I forgot to add that immunisation cards will also be required for registration of new vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Inky pinky ponkyDaddy bought a donkeyDonkey diedDonkey got friedInky pinky ponky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toitjie Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 In this country it seems anything goes... Next we will hear the SPCA launching an investigation into the contents of Monkey Gland sauce and Black Cat Peanut Butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alida Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 @ Toitjie --- eeeeeeuw ! Hahaha, as children we've often played with those two words, 'imagining' it's been made of what the name indicates. I do wonder though why Monkey Gland sauce is called Monkey Gland sauce ... ???Oh boy, we're looooong been !!But it's all fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jm01 Posted March 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE THINK OF SA READING THIS POST,DONT WORRY GUYS,ITS NOT THAT BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toitjie Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) I think with China next door, where pretty much anything is considered food, from dogs to giant snakes, this would seem tame edited: spelling Edited March 6, 2013 by Toitjie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Sorry, just can't help myself. Yanky Doodle went to townriding on his ponyput some mayo on it's backand called it pink polony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 HAHAHAHAH,you should be packing your stuff for the trip to Oz,and not making jokesd the whole time,inky pinky ponky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 HAHAHAHAH,you should be packing your stuff for the trip to Oz,and not making jokesd the whole time,inky pinky ponky.Ek weet, maar ek moet net so nou en dan 'n bietjie uithaak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alida Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Ja wat, humor is uitstekende 'stress relief' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Ek weet, maar ek moet net so nou en dan 'n bietjie uithaak. haak maar,jy verdien dit teen die tyd.lyk my jy gaan net betyds wees om die donkie en perd braai te mis,lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alida Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Dis nou nie meer dop-en-tjop nie, dis nou donkie-en-dop ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandC Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 In this country it seems anything goes...Next we will hear the SPCA launching an investigation into the contents of Monkey Gland sauce and Black Cat Peanut Butter.Not to MENTION Mrs Balls Chuthey and Ouma rusks!!!Toitjie, the SPCA will become the Department of Transport soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 What about baby oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alida Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Oh no, and Grandpa headache powder !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 And Mr Min, tooth pics and turtle wax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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